Indoor, Outdoor & Kids' Trampolines

WATER PARKS VS AMUSEMENT PARKS


Trav: Hello! And welcome! Kez: Hi! Trav: I’m Trav,
Kez: I’m Kez. Trav: and today, we’re gonna be doing a
special MINISODE! Kez: MINISODE! Trav: MINISODE.
Kez: Minisode. Trav: It’s not your average show, it’s
a… Trav: …right. Trav: Amusement parks or water slides? Or
should we call them Trav: mediocre parks VS greatness? Cause that’s…
that’s the difference. Kez: *attempting to bite him* ARGGH Kez: Water parks, okay, just pools of water
in general that we all have to share, Kez: collectively… is gross. Kez: People, like, swallowing and hurling
back the water, Kez: it’s just, NO! No! Kez: You might as well go to a garbage dump
and just roll in that. Trav: Oh come on! You make it seem like people
poop on the slides and then we have to Trav: slide down it or something…
Kez: Basically. Trav: …Okay. Trav: The alternative apparently is. Amusement
parks? And Kez: Right!! Trav: And amusement parks are just the worst. Trav: Have you ever seen a slave film where
people just Trav: Ugh. just cramped lines and they’re
all chained together Trav: and they’re just moving ever so slowly
forward Trav: That’s. That’s every amusement park
ever. Kez: Yo. Trav: You stay on line for a ride for at least
two hours Trav: [or] two and a half to get-
Kez: -You can not Trav: TO GET TO THE RIDE! Trav: AND SPEND THREE SECONDS ON IT! Kez: -and then
Trav: ROLLER COASTERS SHUT DOWN! Trav: PEOPLE JUST DIE ON ROLLER COASTERS.
Kez: What?? Uck oh my gosh. Kez: Amusement parks are exactly that. Amusing.
And they’re wonderful Trav: -They failed at their name. Kez: and you get to- Shhh. Shhh.
Trav: They failed at their name. Kez: Shhhh. *whispers* Okay. Trav: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. Trav: YOU TELL US EVERYONE. Trav: You tell us what YOU think! Trav: LIKE!! COMMENT!!! SHARE!!!
Kez: *giggle* Trav: AND SUBSCRIBE!!
Kez: And subscribe everybody! Trav: All right guys. See ya next week! Kez: *sigh* Ohy yoy yoy. I… Kez: *SIGH*

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