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Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL


>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS
FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO.
AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.”
WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM.
I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE THAT SHOW WHEN GLEN WAS
LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
SO I WAS LIKE CRUSHED. SO — IN THAT SPIRIT AND WITH
THAT IN MIND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ WHISTLING ]
>>HA HA HA! I JUST CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS GOING TO DANCE WITH DEATH TONIGHT.
HA HA! WELL.
I GOT AN IDEA. BUBBLE GUM.
BUBBLE GUM. IN A DISH.
HOW MANY PIECES DO YOU WISH?>>BUBBLE GUM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’D LIKE TWO, PLEASE.
MY MOUTH FEELS DRY.>>OH, HE’S A FEISTY ONE.
I LIKE THAT.>>WELL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
MR. NEGAN, IN MY LINE OF WORK WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR KNEES, DON’T
GIVE YOU BUBBLE GUM, THEY GIVE YOU PENIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>SHUT UP!
WELL. A N — NAMED NEGAN.
YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A STEPHANIE. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE — THE
NEGRO LEAGUE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING HIM!>>THEM SOME UGLY ASS BOOTS YOU
GOT ON THERE. AS THE WHITE BOYS SAY ON THE
INTERNETS, WHAT ARE THOSE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>DRY, BRITTLE JERRY CURL, DISGRACE.
HA HA HA! LOOK AT THIS PASTY BASTARD.
>>OH GOD, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>GOOD GOD HAVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.
MAN, THE [ BLEEP ] UP!>>WHAT DO YOU WANT, MONEY?
SEX?>>SEX ISN’T EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I’LL TRY SOME SEX.
>>I HAVE A WIFE!>>WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I HAVE A WIFE!
>>WHAT?>>I HAVE A WIFE.
>>OKAY! [ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, THEN. ALL LIVES MATTER.
ALL OF US RIGHT?>>NO, YOUR BLACK LIVES DON’T.
>>KILL US FOR WHAT?>>WELL, WELL, WELL.
I KNOW THAT SMELL ANYWHERE. FRUSTRATION AND COCOA BUTTER.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US SOME NEGRO MONSTERS.
PUT THAT BACK DOWN, MONKEY.>>MONKEY?
DON’T YOU REALIZE YOU’RE BLACK?>>FROM WHAT I HEAR, THIS HAT
WOULD SAY OTHERWISE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>IT’S UP TO AMERICA NOW, BOY.>>IT SURE IS.
>>WELL, I STAND CORRECTED. SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF YOU STILL
GOT SOME FIGHT IN YOU. THAT’S GOOD.
I LIKE THAT. MAKES IT MORE FUN.
YOU CAN BREATHE. YOU CAN BLINK.
YOU CAN CRY.>>OH!
>>YEAH. A LOT OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE
DOING SOME OF THAT.>>THANKS.
>>OH!>>WOW!
>>THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>TAKE IT LIKE A CHAMP! COME HERE, YOU!
>>STRIKE ONE.>>YEAH.
>>STRIKE TWO.>>ARRGH!
>>GOT TO BE FASTER THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
MARTY, HELP ME OUT! ♪♪♪
>>NOTE TO SELF. REMIND ME TO TRY CRACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WE AS A NATION BEGIN TO HEAL,
THROUGH LAUGHING TOGETHER. FOR EVEN THOUGH OUR COUNTRY
SEEMS IRREVOCABLY SEVERED LIKE A MAN FROM HIS HEAD, LET MY
EXAMPLE PROVE THAT WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO MOVE FORWARD.
LET US SEE OURSELVES IN ONE ANOTHER.
FOR ONLY EVERYTHING CAN CONQUER HATE.
I AM EVERY MAN. I AM EVERY WOMAN.
IT’S ALL IN ME. ANYTHING YOU WANT DONE, BABY, I
DO IT NATURALLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>NOW LET’S BREAK OUT, Y’ALL. I ONLY GOT TWO MONTHS UNTIL THEY
TAKE AWAY MY HEALTH CARE. BODY, IF YOU WILL?
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Reader Comments

  1. It's a shame we didn't get more Chappelle Shows. I was a dedicated watcher from Day 1 and still break out the old DVD's! Turn down for what?!😂

  2. Comedy central shitted on themselves with letting (Chapelle show)ended. What ever the beef they should of suck it up.
    They would of been so "Rich Biiiiitch"

  3. Came here because Joe Rogan reminded me of this. Then I checked the date and realized it's the day and year I got with my Ex wife. Fuck

  4. Why I DIDN’T get this recommended to by my damn algorithm I’ll never know!!? Watching Donnell ‘Drippy’ Rawlings on Joe Rogan got me here!

  5. This made me imagine what Donald Trump would be like if he was in The Walking Dead…And I do not approve of that imagination!

  6. #Obama, #Hillary and the democrats the great dividers!! As an immigrant it hurts to see what has happened to this country. #fakenews #hate is the Democrat way!!

  7. I just now learned that Glen was the one that got killed, the episode with the cliff hanger was the last one I ever watched- I just decided the show was too violent.

  8. I am always just amazed at how good this man is, and it seems as if it's effortless to him. An American treasure is Dave Chappelle.

  9. This skit is just as funny, as the first time I saw it, when it originally aired. Had to see it again, after I listened to Joe Rohan’s podcast. Dave Chappell is king. I’M RICH BITCH!!!!!!!

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