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Video Game High School (VGHS) – S2: Ep. 5


AND THAT’S WHY YOU
SHOULD BE… CAREFUL! I’M SHOT. AND I’M SCOTT. AND I’LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY. DON’T YOU MEAN
“WE’LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY”? Man: CUT. I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, SHOTTY. IT’S NOT GONNA BE EASY. HEY, SCOTT.
PRODUCER SENT US DOWN
TO DEACTIVATE SHOTBOT. JUST A MINUTE, DAMN YOU! I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? DON’T YOU READ
THE USER COMMENTS? THE AUDIENCE
THINKS YOU’RE WEIRD.
THEY HATE YOU. SCOTT, YOU DON’T
HATE ME, DO YOU? Security Guard:
COME ON, TIME’S UP. CAN WE GET THIS
OVER WITH, HUH? WELL, SCOTT, IT WAS
FUN WORKING WITH YOU. ( stuttering ) VGHS… …WINS! SCOTT, I LOVE YOU. WE’LL SEE YOU… …ON MONDAY. BUNCH O’ BRUNCH CRUNCH.
BUNCH O’ BUNCH CRUNCH. ( distorted voice ) AAH! GO, SHOTTY,
RUN LIKE THE WIND! BUT WHERE DO I GO?
WHAT DO I DO? FIND A SCOOP SO HOT,
THOSE DOPES UPSTAIRS
WILL BE FORCED TO KEEP YOU! BY GUM, I’LL DO IT! GOODBYE, SCOTT! REMEMBER,
MAKE IT A HEARTWARMER, A TEARJERKER, A HUMAN STORY,
YOU BEAUTIFUL BOT! A HUMAN STORY! YOU’RE NOT
WEARING GREEN! MERRY LEETMAS, LOSER! WHAT THE–? GAMES? GAMES, GET BACK
HERE AND CLEAN THIS UP! “WELL, SCREW YOU,
CALHOUN,” THE STUDENTS DID SAY, “WE’LL JUST COME UP
WITH OUR OWN HOLIDAY, WITH THE BEST PARTS
OF CHRISTMAS, EARTH DAY, HALLOWEEN, CINCO DE MAYO
AND ALL IN BETWEEN…” – NOT ON MY DAY OFF.
– “WE’LL CAROL
TILL SUNDOWN…” NOPE. “…AND WITH A JUG OF SWEET
NOOB NOG, LEETMAS WAS BORN.” AND THAT’S THE STORY
OF LEETMAS…! TED! JUST THE GUY
I WANTED TO SEE. MERRY LEETMAS, BUDDY. WHOA, THANKS. IT’S A… IT’S A FRIENDSHIP BADGE.
( chuckles ) YEAH, THEY LIGHT UP
WHEN THEY GET CLOSE, SEE? UM, AWESOME! DUDE! OH, I ACCIDENTALLY
ATE YOUR PRESENT. OH, BUT I’VE GOT AN IDEA! YOU ARE INVITED TO
MY SUPER SWEET EGG RACE! OH, THANKS, MAN,
BUT I’M ACTUALLY PRETTY BUSY GETTING READY FOR DINNER. IT’S MY PRESENT.
YOU HAVE TO COME. WELL, I– COME ON. YOU’RE
ALWAYS SO BUSY
WITH FPS STUFF, WE NEVER GET TO
HANG ANYMORE. PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHAT TIME–
WHAT TIME IS THE RACE? – THREE.
– DUDE, DINNER’S AT THREE. YEAH, I’M GONNA BE
LATE FOR THAT. OH! YOU’RE STILL
MAKING ‘TATER SALAD,
THOUGH, RIGHT? YES. UM… ALL RIGHT, YEAH. I GUESS WE CAN PUSH
TO 3:30. – WHAT’S AT 3:30?
– DINNER. BRIAN’S
COMING TO MY RACE! WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT MY PIE? THIS IS PI DAY PIE.
IF WE DON’T EAT IT AT 3:14,
IT’S RUINED. BRING IT TO THE RACE. IT’LL BE VICTORY PIE! NO, IT’S PI DAY PIE. THREE-POINT-ONE-FOUR. UM… YOU KNOW WHAT?
YEAH, SURE. WHY DON’T WE GO AHEAD
AND EAT DESSERT
BEFORE DINNER? YOU KNOW, ‘CAUSE, UH… WELL, IT’S PROBABLY
OPPOSITE DAY ANYWAY,
RIGHT? IT ISN’T! THANKS FOR NOT
REMINDING ME! UM, YEAH. SO,
I’VE GOT GO TO PUT
THIS BIRD IN THE OVEN, BUT, UH, I’LL SEE
YOU GUYS AT THE RACE. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! THANKS FOR NOTHING.
YOU’RE TERRIBLE! OH, I GOT ONE!
HELLO, BRIAN,
I LOVE YOU! – YOU JUST
COMPLIMENTED HIM.
– I KNOW. OH, WAIT.
I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW. I MEAN, YES, BRIAN,
I HATE YOU! I DIDN’T MEAN IT!
I MEAN, I DIDN’T–! BRIAN, DON’T GO AWAY! I MEAN DON’T
COME BACK! BRIAN! HELP ME, KI. I WON’T. CARY, STOP PLAYING
BABY’S FIRST EXTORTION. NAME A REAL PRICE. THREE HUNDRED? YOU SAID
200 TEN SECONDS AGO! CARY, BABY, WHY YOU
GOTTA PLAY YOUR FOURTH
COUSIN LIKE THAT? YES, I KNOW
THAT THE EVIDENCE
WOULD EXONERATE THE LAW. I’M THE ONE
ON VIDEO FRAMING HIM! YEAH, I KNOW,
I WAS SLOPPY. FINE. TWO-FIFTY. JUST BRING THE DRIVER
TO THE USUAL PLACE, I’LL HAND YOU
A SACK OF KOOL-EZE. OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
HE’S RIGHT HERE.
LET ME TALK TO HIM. – HELLO.
– GOD! OHH! AAH! NO! NO! AAAH! MY, MY, MY. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S
GETTING A LUMP OF COAL IN THEIR LEETMAS
TURKEY THIS YEAR. OKAY, GUYS. HERE’S HOW
THIS IS GONNA SHAKE OUT. GIGGLES, YOU’RE UP FIRST. I’M GONNA WRAP
MY POWERFUL THIGHS AROUND YOUR NECK
AND SQUEEZE. WON’T BE GIGGLING THEN,
WILL YOU? I DON’T GIGGLE. – I DON’T GIGGLE, RIGHT?
– NO. GUYS, JUST BEAT HIM UP. NO, NO, NO! UNCLE! ALOHA, HUMAN STUDENTS! I AM A FEMALE TEEN
FROM VGHS. IS THERE
A HUMAN STORY HERE? IT’S A GIRL! SHE’S GONNA
TELL THE OTHER GIRLS! OH, WE’RE NOT GONNA
GET ANY KISSES?
RUN! UM… THIS… THIS ISN’T OVER. GREETINGS!
DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE? LEAVE ME ALONE,
YOU STUPID… GIRL. I DON’T NEED
ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY. I’M THE LAW. I’M PRETTIER
THAN EVEN YOU! BRIAN, HOLD UP! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED–
20 APPLES BOBBED. HA HA HA! YEAH,
IN YOUR FACE, DUCHESS! ( angry growl ) HOW’S THE ACHIEVEMENT
HUNT GOING? TERRIBLE. DUCHESS
IS CREAMING ME, AND I LOST
MY DANCE PARTNER. APPARENTLY
I’M TOO INTENSE. SPEAKING OF WHICH… JENNY, NO, NO, NO! – I GOTTA GET THIS
BIRD IN THE OVEN.
– BRIAN! WHAT TIME’S THE DANCE? TWO O’CLOCK.
WEAR BLACK AND SATIN SPATS. AND FIX YOUR HAIR. PICK UP THE PHONE MUCH? JEEZ! LOOK, CALHOUN, IT’S
MY DAY OFF, ALL RIGHT? SPARE ME YOUR SOB STORY. I’VE GOT YOUR LEETMAS BONUS. I GET A BONUS? MM-HMM. YEAH. BONUS HOURS. THAT YOU WORK NOW.
MANDATORY. SO GET YOUR ASS
TO THE NOOB NOG BOOTH. YOU KNOW, CALHOUN,
I’VE BEEN READING UP
ON SOME CHILD LABOR LAWS, AND I DON’T THINK THAT– DO I SMELL
AN UNAUTHORIZED TURKEY BEING COOKED
ON SCHOOL GROUNDS? GRINCH. FREELOADER. YOU’RE A GIRL. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE IN HERE. THAT’S TOO BAD!
I LIKE BEING HERE,
WITH YOU! GOLLY,
YOU’RE SHAKING. ALLOW ME. – ( whirring )
– WHOA. HEAT FUNCTIONALITY. KILLER SHOTBOT COSTUME. ARE YOU GONNA ENTER THIS
IN THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME
CONTEST OR…? ( cheerfully ) NO! TELL ME ABOUT
WHAT WENT DOWN
IN THAT ALLEYWAY. OH, IT’S QUITE
A STORY ALL RIGHT. IT’S THE STORY OF
AN FPS WUNDERKIND, FRAMED FOR A CRIME
HE DIDN’T COMMIT BY A SNIVELING
RTS CARPETBAGGER. IT’S THE STORY OF A SCHOOL
THAT TURNED THEIR BACKS ON ME WHEN THE CHIPS WERE DOWN. AND ONCE I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT EVIDENCE, IT’S GONNA BE THE STORY
OF MY REDEMPTION. REDEMPTION, EH? THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A STORY THE REAL SHOTBOT WOULD BE INTERESTED IN! NEED A PARTNER? PARTNER? FAT CHANCE, DOLL FACE.
THE LAW RIDES ALONE. I SEE.
THAT SOUNDS VERY LONELY. WHY DO YOU WANT
TO HELP ME, ANYWAY? BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE LOOKING
FOR A SECOND CHANCE. NAME’S LAW. BARBARA.
REBECCA BARBARA. WELL, REBECCA BARBARA, LET’S GO CLEAR MY NAME, PUT SHANE
BEHIND BEHIND BARS, MAYBE… MAKE OUT
AND TOUCH A BUNCH
AFTERWARDS. WHO KNOWS? LET’S SEE
WHERE THE WIND BLOWS. THE WIND IS CURRENTLY
BLOWING SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST AT A SPEED OF 1.2 KNOTS. YEAH, RIGHT. AMAZING. LET’S GO. ( powerful concussion ) AAAHHH! STRONG GIRL! AND WE’RE BACK! RESIDENT HEARTTHROB
GAMES DEAN HERE LIVE
AT THE NOOB NOG BOOTH. HEY, GET BACK TO WORK,
BRIAN. OH. AH, SORRY, GUYS. EXTRA WHIP ON ME!
ALL RIGHT! YEAH! WHOO! UM, HEY, GAMES,
I GOTTA PEE.
CAN YOU COVER ME? UH, YEAH,
YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES
TILL COMMERCIAL BREAK. AWESOME, MAN, THANKS. I’LL BE RIGHT BACK,
I PROMISE. YOU ARE OUT
OF YOUR MINDS IF YOU
THINK I WOULD SKIP THAT. ACCORDING TO THOSE NERDS
I JUST PUMPED FOR INFO, SHANE WILL BE MEETING
HIS COUSIN AT ABOUT 4:00. WHAT YOU GOT? WELL, ACCORDING
TO THIS INTERVIEW, SHANE ENJOYS CHILLAXING
WITH A CUCUMBER SCRUB BY HIS USUAL PLACE,
THE DRINKING FOUNTAINS. PERHAPS THIS IS
THE USUAL PLACE
HE SPOKE OF ON THE PHONE. GREAT WORK, BABE.
ALL RIGHT, HERE’S THE PLAN. I’M GON’ BLAST
400 REPS ON THIS THING, AND THEN I’M GONNA GO
MEET SHANE AND SQUEEZE HIM UP. THAT WILL NOT WORK.
YOU ARE FLABBY AND SAD. SHANE WILL BEAT YOU UP. FLABBY AND SAD? I’LL SHOW YOU. ( chuckling ) ( audibly struggling ) AAH! YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNEW HAVING
A PARTNER WAS A BAD IDEA. JUST GET LOST. SHANE HAS BIG MUSCLES
AND A BLACK BELT, BUT HIS COUSIN CARY
HAS AN I.T. DEGREE
AND CANKLES. THE LAW I KNOW
PLAYS IT SMART AND BEATS UP
ON THE LITTLE GUY. DAMN. YOU DO GET ME. HEY, BECKS, ABOUT THAT WHOLE
“GET LOST” THING, IT’S WATER UNDER
THE BRIDGE, RIGHT? WATER IS COMPOSED OF
HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN. GOD, YOU’RE SO SMART. LET’S GO! ( song ends ) WOW. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. I KNOW, RIGHT?
HEY, CAN YOU BRING
CIDER TONIGHT? – YEAH.
– OKAY. ( both laughing ) YEAH! MORE THINGS
IN YOUR FACE, DUCHESS! OH, CRAP!
DEAN’S GONNA KILL ME! AH, GAMES, I’M SORRY. YEAH, THANKS
FOR LUNCH, BRIAN. I GOT AN EGG RACE
TO COVER. UM… BRIAN, WHERE
HAVE YOU STAYED? THE RACE IS
NOT GONNA START
ANY YEAR NOW! I’M KINDA
SCREWED HERE, KI. CAN YOU JUST
TELL TED I’M SORRY? TED’S GONNA BE SO HAPPY. I DON’T HAVE AN IDEA.
I WON’T BE RIGHT BACK. WHAT? UM, ALL RIGHT, EXTRA,
EXTRA WHIP ON ME, OKAY? OH, EASY. YEAH, WELL,
THEY WERE OUT OF DECAF, SO I GOT YOU SOME GREEN TEA. HAS THE PERP SHOWN UP YET? NO! WELL, LOOKS LIKE
YOU AND ME ARE IN FOR
A STAKEOUT, BECKY BABS. SO, LAW, ONCE YOU’VE
OBTAINED YOUR FREEDOM, WHAT’S YOUR NEXT MOVE? WELL, ONCE THAT HAPPENS,
I’LL… PROBABLY BECOME
RICH AND FAMOUS AGAIN. SPEAKING OF WHICH,
WHEN THAT HAPPENS, DON’T EXPECT ME TO,
LIKE, CARE ABOUT YOU OR BUY YOU CRAP. I DON’T NEED CRAP. I JUST WANT TO HELP! FOR REAL? GIRL, YOU ARE WEIRD. I DIG WEIRD. MY OTHER SCHOOL
SAID I WAS SO WEIRD THAT
OUR RATINGS PLUNGED AND THEY WERE GOING
TO DEACTIVATE ME. THAT’S SO STUPID. YOUR SCHOOL
SOUNDS LIKE MY DAD, AND I HATE YOUR SCHOOL. YOUR SCHOOL DOESN’T KNOW
WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT. YOUR SCHOOL
SHOULD HAVE LEFT MOM
A LONG TIME AGO! YOU’RE AMAZING, REBECCA. NO ONE’S EVER LEFT ME
THAT COMMENT BEFORE. EXCUSE ME, MY EYES
ARE MALFUNCTIONING. YEAH, UH… I GOT SOMETHING
IN MINE TOO– DUST OR SOMETHING. LOOK! THERE HE IS. IT’S CARY. LET’S GO! GO, GO, GO! HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
STATION THE EGG RACE IS ON? Ki: BRIAN! I STOLE THE FINISH LINE.
NOW YOU CAN SEE TED WIN. PLEASE TELL ME
IT’S STILL OPPOSITE DAY. OH, NO, IT’S ALMOST 3:15.
HE’S NEVER GONNA MAKE IT. HAPPY PI DAY, BRIAN. TED, EAT THIS
IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS. YOU GOT IT, KIWI. THIS IS REALLY GOOD, KI! AAAHHHH! ( crash ) ( overlapping chatter ) IT’S COMING
OUT OF YOUR PAY. ( vehicle approaches ) WHASSUP, IDIOT? WHOO! YOU GOT A PRETTY NECK,
CARY! THINK I MIGHT
HAVE TO SQUEEZE IT IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME
WHAT’S ON THAT DRIVE. SORRY I’M LATE, CARY,
I JUST– LAW? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? ( Law groaning ) THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO WITH YOU? DON’T HURT HIM, SHANE! WAIT, WHY IS SHOTBOT
STILL HERE? IT’S NOT SHOTBOT,
YOU IDIOT, IT’S MY
SMOKING HOT GIRLFRIEND! GIRLFRIEND? GIRLFRIEND?
NO! NO! NO! I MEAN, YOU KNOW
THAT’S SHOTBOT, RIGHT? I MEAN, YOU JUST DO.
YOU HAVE TO. I MEAN, LOOK. NO. NO! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! NO, I…
I DON’T ACCEPT THIS. I MEAN,
THAT IS SO A ROBOT… IT’S JUST… YOU… YOU MET HIM, ON “PWNZWN.” IT’S JUST… WHAT? WOW! I JUST… I CAN’T… YOU GUYS? YOU GUYS,
JUST TAKE HIM AWAY. YOU! YOU USED ME FOR A STORY!
I TRUSTED YOU! LAW, I CAN EXPLAIN! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT. GUYS, LET’S GO. I HATE YOU, SHOTBOT! I HATE YOU! YEAH, DUCHESS THOUGHT
SHE HAD IT IN THE BAG, AND THEN, BAM, I TURNED ON
THE BLOOD ELEVATOR. AND THE SPOOKIEST
GINGERBREAD HOUSE GOES TO… JENNY MATRIX! MMM! ( happy shrieks ) UM… I’M GUESSING
YOU FORGOT THE CIDER? IF BY “FORGOT CIDER,” YOU MEAN RULED LEETMAS DAY
LIKE A YULETIDE GODDESS, THEN, YES,
I FORGOT THE CIDER. SORRY ABOUT THAT. NO, NO, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S FINE, ‘CAUSE
WE DON’T NEED CIDER. WE DON’T NEED PIE. WE DON’T NEED…
WAIT, WHERE’S TED? RIGHT HERE, DUDE. DUDE, YOU’RE
EATING A BURGER? I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO SHOWER. I DID. BUT THEN ONE THING
LED TO ANOTHER, AND… GIMME. ANYWAY, LET’S CHOW. DUDE, WHERE’S
THE POTATO SALAD? SORRY, DUDE, NO SALAD. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? AT LEAST WE’RE ALL
HERE TOGETHER, RIGHT? YEAH, I GUESS. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET’S JUST
ENJOY THIS PERFECT TURKEY. MERRY LEETMAS, GUYS. MANGIA. HMM? THE SALT.
THERE’S NO SALT. I FORGOT THE SALT.
MY BRIAN. I’M SURE IT’S FINE,
BRIAN. A LOW-SODIUM DIET
IS A GOOD THING. INSTEAD OF SALT,
WE COULD USE– YOU KNOW WHAT, KI,
JUST STOP, OKAY? THERE’S SALT IN BRIAN. BRIAN HAS SALT. THAT’S
HOW IT WORKS. THE END. OH, DO YOU WANT
SOME OF MY BURGER? NO, TED, I DON’T WANT
ANY OF YOUR BURGER. I ASKED FOR ONE THING,
TO COOK YOU GUYS DINNER. THAT’S IT.
IS THAT TOO MUCH? BUT NO, INSTEAD IT’S,
“COME TO MY RACE, BRIAN. “DANCE WITH ME, BRIAN. LET’S HAVE DESSERT
BEFORE DINNER, BRIAN.” AND I ASK FOR WHAT? CIDER? PIE?
NOT TO DESTROY MY BOOTH, WHICH I HAVE TO PAY FOR,
BY THE WAY. I CAN’T AFFORD TUITION. I CAN’T
BE SEEN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. – BRIAN!
– AND I DON’T ASK
FOR CRAP… …FROM ANY OF YOU! WAIT, YOU TWO ARE DATING? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME? WOW, TED, BE MORE NEEDY. MAKE THIS MORE ABOUT YOU.
YOU ARE THE MOST SELFISH– OKAY, BRIAN, LET’S GO. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT’S FINE. FORGET IT. ENJOY YOUR BURGER. SORRY I’M LATE. I BROUGHT YAMS. ( dish clatters ) YOU’LL BE HEARING
FROM MY LAWYER. SO… IS HE SERIOUS
ABOUT THAT? ‘CAUSE I’D BE
IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. ( indistinct muttering ) Shane:
EVERYBODY! MERRY LEETMAS! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE. THE RTS TEAM IS PROUD
TO PRESENT FOR YOUR
DUNKING PLEASURE THE ONE, THE ONLY– THANK GOD FOR THAT– THE LAW! ( jeers and shouts ) THAT’S RIGHT. TAKE ON THE LAW
IN THE ONE GAME HE CAN’T
CHEAT HIS WAY OUT OF. ONE GOOD THROW
IS ALL THAT STANDS
BETWEEN THIS SCUMBAG AND 200 GALLONS
OF ICE-COLD WATER. ( gasping ) SO SHOW HIM
HOW YOU FEEL, VGHS! ( jeers and shouts ) WAS THIS YOUR
MASTER PLAN, SHANE? GET MY UNDERPANTS SOGGY? OH, LAW. MY MASTER PLAN
IS REAL ESTATE
IN BARBADOS. THIS IS JUST FUNNY.
( chuckling ) ISN’T IT IRONIC? THEIR MISPLACED
HATRED OF YOU, BASED ON A LIE, IS GONNA DESTROY
THE ONLY EVIDENCE
OF THE TRUTH. OH! ( chuckles ) IT’S IRONIC, RIGHT? I DON’T KNOW,
I JUST KIND OF
THROW THAT WORD AROUND. – ( cellphone buzzing )
– OH! HEYO! HEY, IT’S REGGIE. HE’S MY BROKER. I JUST MADE
A HUNDRED GRAND. WE’RE GONNA GO
GET OYSTERS. ME AND REG. BUT… HAVE FUN HERE. All: DOWN WITH THE LAW!
DOWN WITH THE LAW! SHOTTY! GREAT NEWS. “PWNZWN” WANTS YOU BACK. YOU GOING UNDERCOVER
AS A STUDENT WENT MEGAVIRAL. I GOT MY JOB BACK,
BUT I FAILED. I DIDN’T GET MY HUMAN STORY. WHO CARES? YOU’RE A HIT. SCOTT, WHEN THOSE GUARDS
WERE SENT TO DEACTIVATE ME, YOU FOUGHT FOR ME. IS THAT BECAUSE
YOU CARE ABOUT ME? YEAH, YOU BIG GREEN GOOF!
NOW, GET IN! WAIT A SEC,
I KIND OF LIVE IN HERE. ( objects clatter ) OHH! ( clears throat ) ( sighs ) I KNOW. I’M CLEANING IT UP,
ALL RIGHT? YEAH, GOOD JOB. SO… PRETTY EPIC
BLOWUP BACK THERE. YEP. I’M A JERK. I GET IT. LOOK, KID, FIRST… GET UP, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE
LYING IN EGGNOG. SECOND,
YOU’RE NOT A JERK. BELIEVE ME, MY KID’S
A JERK, LIKE, HARDCORE. YOU JUST SNAPPED. LISTEN… TAKE TOMORROW OFF. WELL, I MEAN,
FINISH CLEANING THIS UP, AND CONSIDER THAT
EVEN FOR THE YAMS. I REALLY SCREWED UP,
DIDN’T I? I DON’T THINK
I COULD FIX THIS. YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
YOU’RE A GOOD KID. NOW, STOP CUE-CUING ABOUT IT
AND GO APOLOGIZE. Jenny: BRIAN! I MEAN, CLEAN THIS UP,
BRIAN! YOU’RE BEING LAZY! MERRY LEETMAS, CALHOUN! GO TO HELL, BRIAN! HEY, GUYS. UH… ABOUT BEFORE. I’M SORRY. IT’S OKAY. NO, IT’S NOT. I NEED TO BE ABLE
TO OPEN UP TO YOU.
I JUST… …HATE FEELING
LIKE A BURDEN. Ki: OHH. Ki: OH! WE BROUGHT MOPS. AND MORE PIE. WE’RE GONNA
HELP YOU CLEAN. OKAY, BRIAN, YOU START
BY EATING THAT PIE. JENNY AND I WILL
TACKLE THE NOG. TED, DISMANTLE THE BOOTH? TED… HEY. WE’RE COOL. YEAH. HOW ABOUT I
GET YOU SOME SODA TO WASH DOWN THAT PIE? ALL RIGHT.
THANKS, BUDDY. ( crowd shouting ) THIS IS WHEN IT HAPPENS!
THIS IS WHEN IT HAPPENS! ♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪ ♪ HOW SWEET THE SOUND ♪ ShotBot: LAW! HANG ON! I’M COMING! HOW DO I GET YOU
OUT OF HERE? YOU CAN’T. WE BOTH KNOW THESE
PYTHONS WON’T HOLD. I’M SORRY I LIED. IF YOU KNEW I WAS A ROBOT,
YOU’D NEVER LIKE ME. OH, SHOTBOT,
THAT’S RIDICULOUS. I DIDN’T LIKE YOU
FOR YOUR SMOKIN’ LOOKS. I LIKED YOU
‘CAUSE YOU’RE RAD. NOW GET OUT OF HERE
WITH THOSE BEDROOM EYES. I CAN’T STAND YOU
TO SEE ME LIKE THIS. NOT UNTIL
I FINISH MY STORY. HERE’S THE FIRST DRAFT. BOT MEETS BOY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BOT FALLS FOR BOY. YOU IDIOT!
THE WATER WILL KILL YOU! BOT HURTS BOY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP! AND NOW… I’M SORRY,
LAW, BUT BOY LOSES BOT. DON’T DO IT! NO! LAW. ( speaking Japanese ) ( laughs softly ) ( gasps ) NO! GOOD NIGHT… …SWEET BOT. ( powering down ) THIS ROBOT… WAS THE GREATEST JOURNALIST THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. WHO AMONG YOU… …WILL HONOR HIM? I WILL. MY MAN. ( trilling and whirring ) MY GOD. THE LAW
DIDN’T CHEAT AFTER ALL. HE WAS FRAMED! – BY WHO?
– I DON’T KNOW. THOSE FILES GOT WET. ( overlapping awed chatter ) ( indistinct happy chatter )

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