Hi I’m James Patterson and I have an unputdownable new mystery for you. On May 9th UW-Madison will have its one hundred
and sixty seventh commencement. Who will be the speaker? Will it be Stephen King?
He’d be great! Or Mark Zuckerberg—he’ll be watching anyway. Oh—Prince Harry and Megan, they’re available. Emilia Clarke, she’d burn the house down.
Oh no, it’s none of them. It’s me James Patterson, the world’s best-selling
writer. I’ll see you at Camp Randall on May 9th. We’ll drink some beer, have a few laughs, it’ll be great!