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Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything


– WHAT A MIND-BLOWING FINISH
TO AN INCREDIBLE GAME TONIGHT,
WITH CHARLIE SANDERS
WINNING THE GAME
IN LITERALLY
THE LAST SECOND.
UNBELIEVABLE,
TRULY SPECTACULAR. CHARLIE SANDERS,
HOW DOES IT FEEL? – HEY, YO, I WANNA SAY SOMETHIN’
TO EVERYBODY WATCHIN’. YO, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE! THE WORLD IS YOURS! – AND CHARLIE,
DID YOU THINK THAT THAT GAME WAS GONNA END
THAT WAY TONIGHT? – YO, THERE ARE NO LIMITS,
ALL RIGHT? YOU CAN SWIM
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC. YOU CAN JUMP REAL HIGH
AND TOUCH THE MOON! – FANTASTIC. CHARLIE SANDERS,
FRESH OFF OF HIS, UH, VICTORY. I JUST FEEL LIKE HE’S READY
TO TOUCH THE MOON. – I CAN FLY!
ANYBODY CAN FLY! IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF THE WAY I BELIEVE
IN MYSELF TONIGHT, YOU WILL FLY! – AND WHAT’S NEXT FOR CHARLIE
SANDERS AND THE ORANGE– – KIDS,
YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY! – NO–NO, NOT–
OH, NOT LITERALLY, OF COURSE. – YES! LITERALLY! KIDS! YOUNG KIDS, I WANT YOU TO GO
UP ON YOUR ROOFS RIGHT NOW! – WAIT, WHAT?
– FLY INTO THE NIGHT SKY! – OKAY.
– PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU FLYING! AND THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! – OKAY, WELL, WE–WE–WE–
WE JUST WANT TO REMIND THE KIDS THAT OF COURSE,
YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY FLY, KIDS. – YO, SCREW THAT
NEGATIVITY, MAN! HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS,
AGES 8 THROUGH 12! YO, DON’T LET NOBODY EVER TELL
YOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO! ALL THE PRETEEN CHILDREN
OUT THERE, LISTEN TO MY VOICE! YOU ARE IMMORTAL! – OKAY, WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
WE UNDERSTAND THAT CHARLIE… – [groaning, shouting]
– IS SUPER EXCITED RIGHT NOW, AND THAT NO ONE IS ACTUALLY
IMMORTAL, NOBODY AT ALL. – HEY, KIDS! YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF
INTO A CAR AND HAVE A FRIEND
DRIVE YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY! – OKAY, NO–WELL, THAT’S
JUST A METAPHOR, KIDS. – IT’S NOT!
– JUST A METAPHOR– – YOU STILL HAVE THE POWER
OF CHILDISH INNOCENCE! GET A FRIEND ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE NEXT
RAMP TO THE FREEWAY, Y’ALL! – OKAY, DON’T DO ANY–
– TO THE FREEWAY! – HE’S SPEAKING
FIGURATIVELY, FOLKS. – ONCE YOU GET THERE, AIN’T
NOTHING FIGURATIVE ABOUT THIS! YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!
FIRST AND FOREMOST,
I JUST WANT TO SAY
TO ALL THE FAMILIES
WHO LOST CHILDREN, I’M SORRY.
MY STATEMENTS
WERE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I HAVE SUBSEQUENTLY
LOOKED UP
THE TERMS “LITERALLY”
AND “METAPHORICALLY,”
AND FOUND THAT WHEREAS
I WAS NOT INCORRECT,
THEY DID NOT MEAN
WHAT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT.

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